Stupid Questions with the Smart Answers

واضح آرشیو وب فارسی:فان پاتوق: BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn"t heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what"s your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we"ll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don"t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He"d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I"m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I"m pretty. Andy says I"m ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you"re pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don"t need it"

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It"s a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She"s a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I"ve failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year"s performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don"t have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I"ve treated. The others all died".

Teacher : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher : "George Washington not only chopped down his father"s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn"t punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

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