This is an answering machine, this machine is designed to take full advantage of its numerous capab / فان پاتوق

- This is an answering" machine, this machine is designed to take full advantage of its numerous capabilities. Please say what you wanted to talk about and why did ya call me anyhow? Wait for the tone to sound, and leave yer message after the beep."

(in the voice of John McEnroe the tennis player)
You dummy! You"ve called while I"m OUT! Five minutes You"ve missed me by AT LEAST five minutes. Are you stupid or what? Can"t you get anything right? You people make me sick! Leave a message and I"ll call you back! BEEP.

"This is Sherwood